Friday, January 22, 2010

The Killers in Manila is cancelled!!

Psst..guess what I have good news and bad news.

Bad news first, check out my title....

...and the good news, guess what they did today?
Oh man, kahit libre tickets ko , courtesy of Mr. Alvin Cruz(malas ka talaga Alvin!), I wish that they did say this after cancelling their tour...

I wonder why?!?
That is why I came up with these hypotheses:

  1. Did the lead singer shoot himself in the head with a shotgun? (ala Pareng Kurt)
  2. Did one of the guitarists OD in their hotel room ( ala Jimi Hendrix, Bradley Nowell, that guy who did some session work with the Smashing Pumpkins)
  3. The lead singer had an ephipany and decided to write for other artists instead (ala that dude from New Radicals - he's currently doing songs for Enrique "The chicks dig the Mole" Iglesias)
  4. Sex with groupies finally took its toll on them...lucky bastards!
  5. An earthquake might hit Asia soon (Open air venue ang MOA tanga!)
  6. Group decision
    1. APO will have their pre-Valentines concert = less ticket sales
    2. Side A, MYMP etc will have their concert soon = less tickets
    3. Pinoys are sentimental basterds and would prefer to listen to 70s love song covers instead = less tickets
    4. Apanatuan might be a Killers fan and make MOA one big landfill = less ticket sales
    5. Jam 88.3 are giving away free tickets, all of them are on the cheap seats = less ticket sales
Whatever their decision is, I hope they air it soon. A lot of pissed off Asians are gonna get them...

Oh well, Killers tribute tonight @ BrownPaperBag, Libis
We'll be playing their hits like, Mr. Brightside, Bones, Shadowplay, Somebody told me and Jumbo Hotdog

Be there or be like them...cocksuckers!!

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